Roxim’s School of TankingUnaccredited since Classic
Dedication · The Only Graduate
Ironghost
The pull came in. The line held.
Roll of graduates1Students who triedMany
Hall of Records · The Thesis
The boss never turned around
TANK 499, graded live. Roxim is in the air with both daggers out, chasing the meter. The beast is looking at exactly one person, and it is Ironghost.
Conferred by Professor Roxim
The diploma
Roxim’s School of Tanking
Be it known that
IRONGHOST
held the whole hall when it came through the door, and is named the first and only graduate, with the degree of
Master of the Hallway Pull
The Citation
Roxim found a tank
The School never wanted to know what a tank could do when everything went right. It wanted to see what happened when everything went wrong. Most students found out in the first ten seconds. Ironghost found out and stayed standing.
The pull doubled. The healer ran dry. The Rogue went chasing the meter, the way the Rogue always does. The boss never turned around.
There is no ready. There is only incoming. Ironghost was there when it came.
The School has no certificates and no ceremony. It has this page, and one name on the roll.
Official transcript
Graduate no. 1| Course | Title | Grade |
|---|---|---|
| TANK 101 | There Is No Ready | Pass |
| TANK 214 | The Hallway Pull | Pass |
| TANK 310 | Threat Is a Leaderboard | Pass |
| HEAL 150 | Mana Is a Suggestion | Healers only |
| TANK 499 | Senior Thesis: Incoming | Graduated |
Times Roxim pulled aggro off Ironghost during the thesis: none on record. Under the grading policy, that is the whole exam.
Roll of Graduates
One name
Built by old friends. Perfected through terrible decisions. Finished by Ironghost.
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